Toynbee to Mike Savage
 

Mike,

A Brit friend moved recently to SanFran with her husband and four children and took her kids to a cafe for lunch. The fellow ahead of them in line wore leather vest and chaps but no shirt, no trousers. He looked over this shoulder, noticed her children, and, folding his hands behind his back, covered his crack.

On the other hand, she parked not quite in the center of a parking space because cars to either side were also skewed to the right. She had a warning citation when she returned ten minutes later. Her tires must NOT touch the white paint!

Finally, although she has marketable skills, her visa does not permit her to work but she would be hired in an instant as an illegal...

What in H are you people doing in SanFran? What in H are any of us doing?

Love your show...

Arnie